This has been an exciting year for the Zohner family. Like most years, it started on January 1st and will end on December 31st since the so-called Mayan experts were wrong. Since I’ve received complaints that I haven’t been so good about blogging this year, I figured that it was time to dust off the blog and give everyone an update on how our year has gone. Let’s start with Lincoln… Read the rest......

  Holly has always wanted to get a pedicure so on Saturday, she decided that she would cross this off of her list and spend a few hours getting pampered.  In her infinite wisdom, she though that it would be a good idea to take Emma and Hannah with her.  After a few hours, I received a call from Emma saying that it was the best day ever.  They got their toes done, went to the mall to buy scented lotions, and then went out for ice...

A few weeks ago, our family enjoyed the wonders of nature by hiking up Mount Timpanogos to take a tour of the caves.  This is something that none of us had ever done so we were all pretty excited. For those who have never had the pleasure of seeing the caves for themselves, the only access to the cave system is by walking a strenuous 1 1/2-mile long paved trail that rises 1,065 feet to an elevation of 6,730 feet above sea level. The...

…I married my beautiful and wonderful wife Holly.  I’m not always the easiest person to live with due to my OCD and generally irritating nature but she does a great job of putting up with all of my idiosyncrasies, like my huge toy collection, my rule that only ice cream scoops, not spoons, scoop ice cream, and how crazy I get when I find that somebody used the same knife to get jam as they did to get peanut butter.  (They go...

Normally, I don’t get too into Halloween.  Yeah, I enjoy carving pumpkins and eating candy but I like knives and I’m fat so neither one of those should come as a big surprise.  I’ve always thought of it as kind of a stupid holiday derived from pagan celebrations for the dead taken over by confectioners and whoever makes costumes with the word “sexy” in them, i.e. “sexy pirate”, “sexy...