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Best Halloween Ever

Best Halloween Ever

Normally, I don’t get too into Halloween.  Yeah, I enjoy carving pumpkins and eating candy but I like knives and I’m fat so neither one of those should come as a big surprise.  I’ve always thought of it as kind of a stupid holiday derived from pagan celebrations for the dead taken over by confectioners and whoever makes costumes with the word “sexy” in them, i.e. “sexy pirate”, “sexy...

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Too Much Awesome For One Person…

Too Much Awesome For One Person…

…yet I’m reluctant to share. I love gummy bears.  When I was on my mission, a small candy store opened in Maseru, Lesotho that sold American gummy bears.  Sure, they were insanely expensive, but I bought them anyway because I love gummy bears. Last night I was in class and one of my friends mentioned how a half-pound gummy bear exists.  And to make it even better, it’s on a stick!  That’s right, there is a gummy...

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Halloween 2008: The Aftermath

Halloween 2008: The Aftermath

So Halloween this year was pretty good.  We started our festivities early in the week with some pumpkin carving.  We had five huge pumpkins but a lack of time so only three of them ended up getting carved.  Holly decided that it would be fun to do Shrek and I unleashed my inner geek (what’s new?) and did Mario of Super Mario Bros. fame.  Emma decided to do an original creation which turned out pretty good.  Like every other year,...

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Trick Or Treat!

Trick Or Treat!

Holly is out with the kids, roaming the neighborhood, asking strangers for candy.  I’m on door duty.  I’m sick of running up and down the stairs and it’s only 7:00!  I anticipate that I’ll have more content to post in a few hours but, in case I don’t get to it tonight, I wanted to wish everybody a happy Halloween. Remember, if you decide to play a Halloween prank on somebody and try and scare them so bad...

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Political Trick Or Treating

Political Trick Or Treating

I know that we’re still a few days from Halloween, but with the presidential election and trick or treating in the air, I thought that it would be fun to post this comic that I stumbled upon.  The thing that makes it so funny is the fact that it’s true. If you’re lucky, Comrade Obama will only take half of your candy.  He’ll be sure to get the half that has the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups...

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