I was reading one of my favorite blogs and came across a post entitled “Give Me FIVE” where the author posted a bunch of lists of five “as a reference in case a donkey kicks [him] in the head.” This gave me an idea. I should do this. I will steal his idea which he most certainly stole from someone else and pass it off as my own. Oops… I guess I can’t pass it off as my own since I just admitted stealing it. Oh well… Here it is.
5 Jobs I’ve Had:
1 – Assistant dairy manager at a grocery store
2 – Custodian in a cafeteria
3 – Manager of a vending company
4 – Peddler of dietary supplements for company whose CEO was indicted for fraud
5 – Computer technical support




